Greetings, reader. How’s your ballsack hangin’? If you’re in Thailand, the answers is probably ‘low and steamy.’ Cuz y’know, it’s hot. My original plan for

Happy weekend, reader. It’s already March. The year is speeding by. Thankfully, the world slows down in the redlight, where this old monger spends most

What’s up reader, how was your week? My name’s Seven, this is my blog, and my week was spent in a little neighborhood called Patpong.

What’s up reader, how they hangin’? I hope you had a good week. If you’re in Thailand, I’m quite certain you did, because it’s awesome

How’s it hangin’ reader? Are you living the dream in Thailand like this bloated blogger? Or are you stuck in a different country, living vicariously

Well reader, after only a month, I’ve already failed in my resolution to hit the redlight less-often. Last Monday, the Patpong Night Market introduced some

Love them or hate them (I hate them), the tourists sure have brought the party back to Bangkok. The Patpong Night Market seethes with crowds.

Holy Moly, reader. We’re nearly a month into 2023 already. It’s flying by. All the more reason to live every day to its fullest, especially

Pattaya Weekend January 2023 Happy Sunday, reader (if you’re reading this at time of posting). I’m typing this on my beach-view balcony in Pattaya, where

What’s up reader, how was your first week of the year-between-pandemics? Only 50 weeks left till the ‘accidental’ release of the next virus, so I