What’s up mingemongers and moneyhoneys, my name’s Seven and this is my blog.
I’ve got a just a few days left of my Cali vacation (I’m deliberately avoiding any and all Songkran festivities) and so this week’s post is a sequel to last Sunday’s where I catch you up on the status of a few of Patpong’s all-star gogo dancers. It’s been fun revisiting all the great wine and food to be had in Cali, but I’m champing at the bit to get back where I belong: sitting near a Patpong gogo bar stage. But on to the girls. Let’s peruse the goods…
Pop
Pop gained popularity on the stage of Bada Bing around 2018-2019. She was, at that time, a sex Terminator, with a body that made grown men weep. In short order, she got herself a farang “boyfriend” who went back to Denmark or wherever but paid her a stipend to stay off the pole, which she of course didn’t do. But she did beg me not to post pics of her in the gogo, lest her bf see them and stop the monthly payments. Then Covid hit and she disappeared for a couple years, resurfacing again at Pink Panther, sporting several very unattractive kilos. She got so fat that I didn’t recognize her even when she shook her ass in my face. Later, she tried going back to Bada Bing but her magic spell over punters was gone. The last time I saw her, she was dancing at the Panther, sporting a bewildered expression as if in constant wonder about how and why her sexual charisma disappeared. I can tell you, honey. Ya done went and got fat.
Catgirl (aka Luktal)
Luktal—or Catgirl, as she was nicknamed by my circle of friends back in the early 20teens because she always wore fluffy cat ears onstage—got her start in Bada Bing and flitted back and forth between there and Glamour for many years. She was another girl who reeled in a foreigner to bankroll her in exchange for not shorttiming with anyone. He even tried to make her big on social media, starting up an OnlyFans for her and funding a bunch of modeling shoots. She made a big push on X and Insta, trying to generate that passive online income that so many girls found during Covid. In the end, she wound up back on the pole. Today she’s a first-string starter at Virgin, and sought-after by many a tourist.
Catgirl has a fetching face and a lot of confidence, but she’s always struggled with her weight. Yet unlike many, she’s managed to keep it manageable. But she perpetually appears one french fry away from exploding out of her gogo uniform like a chunky she-hulk. Regardless, she’s good company, so if you take a gander at her photo and like what you see, it’s best to get into Virgin early and stake a claim before someone else does.
Big Nan
In order not to confuse her with Little Nan, she got the moniker Big Nan because both she and Little Nan both worked at XXX Lounge, and—well—Big Nan’s bigger than little Nan.
Always verging on supersex stardom, Big Nan’s long legs, beautiful ass, and big smile made her a monger magnet for most of the late 20teens. Even when the scamdemic shut down the airports and forced the dancers off the stage and into cocktail dresses, Big Nan was a stand-out. Then, she discovered yaba. From that moment on, she followed a slow downward spiral of weight fluctuation and that “druggie” look that so many fall victim to. Today she can be found in Pink Panther, not nearly as hot and somewhat hangdog in her overall appearance. But she’s still got a killer smile, and she’s not afraid to grab a punter’s package. So that’s a plus.
Little Nan
Speaking of yaba, no one in Patpong has fallen from such a high pedestal for using that drug as Little Nan. She was one of a trio of spectacular hotties (the other two were Earn and Beer, bios to follow) who took the XXX Lounge stage on the same day and stuck together until 2023, when Little Nan’s addiction spun out of control. She got so thin, she no longer had the strength to dance, and proceeded to borrow drug money from everyone she knew—including me. When I told her I’d no longer enable her habit, she hopped a bus back to Isaan and carried on hitting the yaba. When I last checked on her via Beer, she had been in hospital for several weeks and resembled a concentration camp victim. It’s a real shame, because back in her heyday she was a beautiful young vixen with a sweet, gentle disposition. It’s more than a little heartbreaking to see her transformation.
Earn
Along with her pals Little Nan and Beer, Earn was a welcome injection of sexiness and fun at XXX Lounge. Pre-back tattoo and fake tits, she was an adorable nymph with stunning good looks and a petite, shapely body that begged to be bedded. After the lockdown ended, though, she seemed to discover a newfound love for KFC, and between last year at this time and today, has nearly doubled in size. It’s another tragic story of a hottie gone bad. I’ll post more photos of her below, both before and after her chunkification, so you can see what I mean. That said, she’s a good-time girl with a great attitude and a naughty sense of humor, so if you don’t mind a little more cushion for the pushin’ she makes for an exciting short-time companion.
Beer
Like her name, Beer is God’s gift to mankind. Now that Earn’s ballooned into a real porker, she’s easily the hottest of the eXXXers, despite a nose job that almost ruined her face. Thankfully, that’s where her plastic surgery odyssey ended. Mongers across Bangkok have their collective fingers crossed that she never gets bolt-on tits or lip injections. She’s beautiful as-is.
After XXX Lounge was unceremoniously closed by the cops, Beer did a brief stint at Pink Panther with Big Nan, then moved to the now-closed Whiskey-N-Gogo with around eight other XXX veterans. When it changed owners and became Essence, she switched back t’Pong and worked at Virgin for a while, alongside her chubby buddy Earn. But competition for drinks was too high there, and she eventually slunk back to Essence, where she puts in part-time work while searching desperately for a new gogo to call home.
Mew
Mew might take the award for shortest-ever gogo career. I think she lasted about a month. Her entire tenure was spent at Glamour, where she started on the same day as her friend Jane, who got knocked-up after a year, took a year off, then tried to make a comeback, but when Glamour changed to Virgin, the pressure was too much and she quit the life. Mew retired after just a few weeks on the pole, when her mum squeezed out a second kid and asked her to stay home to take care of the newborn while she went back to work. Once her little sister was old enough for school, instead of returning to the redlight Mew enrolled at uni and got a job working for a gold shop, never to shake her bootie onstage again, except by yours truly, who still enjoys her company twice a week in the privacy of my apartment. I think the poor girl has some notion of trapping me on a monogamous relationship.
Puy
The first time I set eyes on Puy, she was swinging her hips onstage at XXX Lounge. When the joint got shut, she tried out a few other places before finally finding a home at Twister in Nana Plaza with her bestie, Nuch. Puy spent a short spell as one of my harem but somehow we grew out of each other. We’ve remained friends, though, and she often sits with me in the gogo to chat about old times, catch up on where the other exXXXers ended up, and check me for testicular cancer. Her best features are her sixpack abs, warm smile, amiable attitude, and a tattoo of the Ace of Spades on her ass. Though she might be too skinny for some (she’s almost too skinny for Seven), she more than makes up for it with Energizer bunny-like enthusiasm. She’s also fond of sending me selfies, as you can see, which I immediately post to X as soon as I receive them.
Mint
Nicknamed “Babyface” by my buddy Lucky, Mint spent her formative years at Kiss Bar, along with her crew of friends Sai, Bpai (who’re featured in last week’s post), and Ann. Back then, her body was flawless, and she had a happy-go-lucky spirit that brightened every room she entered. Her fun, party-hardy attitude made a night in Kiss Bar seem like a dream. She was goofy, beautiful, youthful, flirty, naughty, haughty, and graceful all at the same time.
Then just before Covid, she got knocked-up, and that perfect body took on the likeness of melting modeling clay. Her expression seemed to take on the weight of the world, and though her optimism remained, it was clear the fun girl was gone for good. When Kiss closed, she tried out Black Pagoda, until the cops ruined it. Then she shifted to Kinky Girls where she remains today. But that perfect body can now only be seen in Bangkok Seven’s photo archives.
Speaking of, you’ll find more pics of this week’s featured girls below this post.
That’s all the monger that’s fit to ponder for now, friends. Sorry for all the typos. I didn’t proofread. Check back next Sunday for another summary of this redlight life. In the meantime, you can read more Bangkok-related stuff on my Substack: https://bangkokseven.substack.com/
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Pro Tip Post-Script: Carpe Vaginae. If you find a girl in the gogo and you think you might want to barfine her, do it. Don’t put it off, because who knows when she’ll get a benefactor, or start doing yaba, or get hooked on McDonald’s, or die in a motorbike crash. Seize the vajay while you can.
