I’m not a journalist, or even a pretend journalist like most of the ‘journalists’ in Bangkok. I’m a whoremonger with a website. I don’t generally
Year: 2023

On a breezy, beautiful Saturday morning I arrived at Ekkamai bus station around half 10 to find the Ptown ticket queue to be 50 people

Greetings, reader. How’s your ballsack hangin’? If you’re in Thailand, the answers is probably ‘low and steamy.’ Cuz y’know, it’s hot. My original plan for

Happy weekend, reader. It’s already March. The year is speeding by. Thankfully, the world slows down in the redlight, where this old monger spends most

What’s up reader, how was your week? My name’s Seven, this is my blog, and my week was spent in a little neighborhood called Patpong.

What’s up reader, how they hangin’? I hope you had a good week. If you’re in Thailand, I’m quite certain you did, because it’s awesome

How’s it hangin’ reader? Are you living the dream in Thailand like this bloated blogger? Or are you stuck in a different country, living vicariously

Well reader, after only a month, I’ve already failed in my resolution to hit the redlight less-often. Last Monday, the Patpong Night Market introduced some

Love them or hate them (I hate them), the tourists sure have brought the party back to Bangkok. The Patpong Night Market seethes with crowds.

Holy Moly, reader. We’re nearly a month into 2023 already. It’s flying by. All the more reason to live every day to its fullest, especially